Dedicated to Stephen Langton and Robert Estienne, without whom this project would not have been possible.
These are the two individuals who are most responsible for dividing the Bible into its modern day arrangement of chapters and verses.
Table of Contents
Introduction………………………………………………………………....................... ....... ix
How To Read The Beatle Bible…………………………………………......................... xv
List of Characters………………………………………………………….............................xvii
Prologue A Long, Long Time Ago…………………………………....................... 1
Chapter 1. I Will Send Them Prophets And Apostles………………….......... 3
Chapter 2. Yahweh Showed Me Four Craftsmen……………………….......... 5
Chapter 3. John…………………………………………………………............................ 9
Chapter 4. Paul………………………………………………………….......................... 11
Chapter 5. George……………………………………………………........................... 13
Chapter 6. Ringo………………………………………………………........................... 15
Chapter 7. Go Into All The World And Preach The Good News……….... 17
Chapter 8. All The Earth At Rest And In Peace……………………….............. 23
Chapter 9. We Hope You Will Enjoy The Show……………………….............. 25
Chapter 10. Sit Back And Let The Evening Go………………………….............. 27
Chapter 11. We're Sorry But It's Time To Go…………………………… .............33
Chapter 12. Trouble With The Elders…………………………………................... 35
Chapter 13. Away From The Noise Of Your Songs!................................... 39
Chapter 14 Paul Responds To The Elders……………………………….............. 43
Chapter 15. John Responds To The Elders……………………………..............… 45
Chapter 16. Magical Mystery Tour (Part 1)………………………….............….. 49
Chapter 17. Magical Mystery Tour (Part 2)……………………….............…….. 57
Chapter 18. Warm Below The Storm……………………………………................. 63
Chapter 19. The Fool On The Hill…………………………………….....................… 67
Chapter 20. Ask And It Will Be Given………………………………...................…. 69
Chapter 21. A Most Excellent Way…………………………………….................... 75
Chapter 22. All You Need Is Love…………………………………...................…… 79
Chapter 23. Won't You Open Up Your Eyes?.............................................. 85
Chapter 24. She Showed Me Her Room, Isn't It Good?............................. 91
Chapter 25. Get Behind Me, Satan!..............................................................93
Chapter 26. John Cries Out For Help………….………………………................... 97
Chapter 27. The Third Angel Speaks……………………………………................ 105
Chapter 28. Life Flows On Within You And WithoutYou………………....... 113
Chapter 29. What Is Sweet Now Turns So Sour………………………............ 117
Chapter 30. How Long, Lord, How Long?..................................................119
Chapter 31. With A Little Help From My Friends………………………......... 127
Chapter 32. The Church Is Upset……………………………………….................. 131
Chapter 33. Money Can't Buy Me Love………………………………................ 141
Chapter 34. More Wisdom From John…………………………………............... 145
Chapter 35. Nothing’s Gonna Change My World………………………......... 155
Chapter 36. The Ballad Of John And Yoko…………………………….............. 159
Chapter 37. Hey Jude……………………………………………………........................165
Chapter 38. Paul Teaches About Jesus And God's Kingdom …….…….. 171
Chapter 39 Two Of Us…………………………………………………...................... 181
Chapter 40. While My Guitar Gently Weeps……………………………...........185
Chapter 41. Something In The Way She Moves…..………………….…........191
Chapter 42. Salt and Light………………………………………………....................197
Chapter 43. We’re Only Trying To Get Us Some Peace………………...... 199
Chapter 44. Because The World Is Round………………………………......... 203
Chapter 45. A New Heaven And A New Earth……………………….......... 205
Chapter 46. More Wisdom from Paul………………………………….............. 209
Chapter 47. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window……………. 215
Chapter 48. Let It Be……………………………………………………...................... 219
Chapter 49. In The Wilderness…………………………………………..................227
Chapter 50. Abbey Road: The Final Album……………………………........... 229
Chapter 51. And In The End…………………………………………….................. 231
Chapter 52. For Everything There Is A Season…………………………........235
Epilogue The Rock Of Our Salvation……………………………….............. 237
Glossary……………………………………………………………………............................239
Song Index………………………………………………………………............................ 241